[welcome to the release of the brand new porkdisco.com that works!]
email me and let me know what you think of the new design, features, etc plz.

 
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Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant 2004
see all the winners of last year's pageant.

blog
updated almost daily. good stuff.

aim conversations
now in an organized, easy to read page!

bad tattoos
I hate them and so should you. Fun gallery with several sections to view. Updated pretty often, new stuff is at the front.

people i would care to make fun of
also known as "the tards page". pages and pages of delightfully ugly people. some nsfw.

toilet safety
your very own illustrated guide to safety around the toilet

how to be a stupid goth kid
A step-by-step guide to being a fagtard

greeting cards
for several occasions. email them to your friends! or enemies. either way, it works.

how to potty train your child when traditional methods dont work
aka beat them senseless. or use some of these ideas

funny search strings
that people put into a search engine and ended up here with

selected literary works
everything i write is stupid

hate mail
some people think they are smarter than me, but they arent.

extras
some smaller things i have made

links
now in categories!

about this site
faq, etc

about me
your sexy sexy webmaster